March, 15, 2015
Dear Mr. Ramsay,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday morning to indulge you in your delusions of grandeur and silently take all of your abuse and vitriol. But we think you’re crazy for blaming us for your ill-conceived recipes, uninspired ingredients, and overall lackluster presentations. You use us, but you don’t really see us. Do you want to know who we are? You may label us with your most convenient definitions, but each one of us is more than just a Spoon and a Spatula and a Meat Fork and a Slotted Turner and a Whisk. Does that answer the question?
The Breakfast Utensils Club
[♪ Don't you…flambé without me ♪]