Sure, you think you know Tim Josephs. You’ve seen him on talk shows, in the pages of US Weekly, maybe you’ve even loaned him money. But do you know the real Tim Josephs? Did you know his hobbies include polo, hot air ballooning, and arson? And that his favorite off-day activity is combining double-stuff Oreos to make quadruple-stuff Oreos? Were you aware that because of a technicality he was once briefly the president of Paraguay? Or that he loves tomato juice, loves tomato soup, but hates the smell of wet dog? Did you know that he is fluent in five languages but English isn’t one of them? Or that he once got into a bar fight over the merits of radio? And the name of the man who viciously beat him with a pool cue for what seemed like hours was Paul Harvey. And now you know the rest of the story.